I’m usually not too paranoid, but I must warn unsuspecting diners of a very real danger. Oh yes, be afraid, be very afraid. For THEY are around, lurking just out of sight, ready to pounce without warning. And you may become their next victim. (gasp!)
THEY are………… the Plate Snatchers! Bwahaha!
THEY will swoop in and snatch your plate away.
THEY don’t care if they invade your personal space.
THEY don’t care if others are still eating, your plate is theirs.
THEY only care that any empty (or almost empty) plates have vanished.
THEY must not ruin our dining adventures. Hold tight to your plate with both hands.
Defend your Plate!
(So now you know what my pet peeve is when dining out. What’s yours?)